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Thread: Male Impotency... What would you do when it stops working?

  1. 10-09-2006, 02:53 PM #31
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    Men NEVER stop working. Our choices just get Uglier!!

    IT'S NOT OUR FAULT! Our problems can once again be blamed on t3h women! *fans flames*
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    men impotency = meh! just an excuse not to wear a condom.
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    Well if I had a penis and it didn't work anymore, then I just wouldn't get my wife/girlfriend/random stranger pregnant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara View Post
    As you know, male impotency effects a large number of the male population at some point in their lives or another (except Devil Man who will never have that problem )
    Well, yeah, cause you can't get laid to begin with.
    There needs to be a high five smiley.
    xD That made me laugh.

    ANyway, I'd stay with my partner if he had problems?
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    I would love Heidegger no matter what problems he had.
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    I wouldn't care, I'd still love the man I'm with. Plus there are always other things you can do.
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    I would stick with my man, regardless of erectile dysfunction. There are other ways to physically express ones love.

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    Maybe Devil Man should go onto a sex forum...
    He'd fit in...

    Google all the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness View Post
    I'm seeing a trend.
    I too noticed this.
    I am pretty sure Devil Man cannot mention the word sex in real life without blushing so he's escaped and decided to learn on the internet.

    If I was impotent I would be annoyed or upset, and world probably try and fix it and/or use viagra. If nothing seems to work or work well, I would be able to handle that and accept its my time (after shouting and screaming at everyone else because id think it was THEIR fault, obviously!)

    Quote Originally Posted by StarChild View Post
    Plus there are always other things you can do.
    Like the boy next door for example.
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    I most likely wouldn't even notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magus of Zeal View Post
    Maybe Devil Man should go onto a sex forum...
    He'd fit in...
    Why, thats a good idea!

    Bye-bye then. My time on this Forum is over. Take care people and have fun with my existing Threads!
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    As long as I don't sit in usual positions at my desk every day, I'll probably stay pretty darn fertile for quite some time.

    If I can stay fertile for the next five years, I'll be happy.
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    With two kids at the age of 23 I would call this a blessing....


    ... or would I?
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    Lots and lots and lots and lots of porn.
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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