Shoes

[Fonzie]

How many pairs of shoes do you think you have? Me (being a guy) have like 2 pairs. Vans and nice dress up shoez

[Jowy]

Three. My Vans, my dress shoes, and my sandals.

[Decessus]

I don't have shoes.

[kikimm]

I have 2 that I actually wear.

[Faris]

3.

[RiseToFall]

K-Swiss, Dress Shoes, so 2

[Madame Adequate]

Three. An old, super pair of sneakers, a pair of classy shoes for wearing with my suit, and my shiny, incredibly sexy new pair of these.

[RiseToFall]

my shiny, incredibly sexy new pair of these.

When exactly do you wear those Milf?

[BardTard]

13 pairs total, that I can count. I only really wear about... 4 of them though.

Big black boots- 2 pairs, 1 which lace up. Big brown boots- 1. Little black boots- 2. White Platforms (aka Baby Spice shoes)- 2. White tennies- 2, 1 which I use for gym. Black sandals- 3. Black shoes that I never wear- 1. I thought I had more than that... hmm maybe not. Oh yeah now I remember my "stripper shoes" and prom shoes!

[Madame Adequate]

my shiny, incredibly sexy new pair of these.

When exactly do you wear those Milf?

On a variety of occasions.

For example;

When someone needs to be scared
When someone needs to be hurt
When I need to feel sexy
When I want to be three inches taller

[Rye]

Huxley's new shoes are the pinnacle. But he doesn't need to be taller, he's already like, 6'3" xD

[Madame Adequate]

Right.

So consider how immense I am when I wear those.

[Rocket Edge]

2.

[abrojtm]

I have like one pair of athletic shoes, two pairs of tennis shoes, one pair of dress shoes, two pairs of Burkenstocks, one pair of flip flops, and one pair of boat shoes... damn. I guess that makes 8. I only wear like 2 though.

[Ryth]

Two. One for going places, one for doing yard work and such.