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[Rase]

[insert funny reply referring to self in third person, wherein I say that I do not do that]

I do when I'm joking around with my friends. Lately I've been in a Guantlet mood (can ya tell?), so when I'm hungry I'll say "Ryan needs food badly". Fortunately, my friends get it, and don't think I'm insane for doing it (they think that for other reasons).