firstly, the "lolz i'll talk in third person and say i don't" joke got old with the first post of that nature. it's a one and done deal. anything beyond that is overkill.

and most of you definitely don't talk in 3rd person unless you actively know you're doing it. doing so goes against human nature and the english language, and if you do it, you know you're doing it. since doing so goes against what everyone is taught from a young age, it must be done actively.

and thirdly, I don't.