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    Topic! What kinds of funny and or strange macros have -you- seen?


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    A Taru Dance Macro that simply involved /panic again and again.

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    My best mate on FFXI calls Castle Oztroja her penthouse ...

    on some of the macros she has (shes a monk/thf -i think-)

    one is "Where's the RENT Bio-tch!!!"
    and another is "I've got something for you ..." and after the attack it says "Right up your ass!" then she does another attack, it says "How do you like me now."

    and by that poin the mob is dead :P

    ***EDIT***
    my taru dance macro is

    /panic motion
    /wait 2
    /fume motion
    /wait 2
    /angry motion

    /cheer motion
    /wait 2
    /kneel motin
    /wait 2
    /praise motion

    i am thinking about changing it ...
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    A little taru taught me how to do the hokey pokey via macro. But I think it only looks cute on a taru. And believe me, it was SUPER cute.

    I'll try and dig up a screenshot later
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    miriel ... how do you set that ?

    I wanna make fuego do the hokey pokey
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    I have alot of awesome macros, but I haven't been on in a while so I don't remember them.

    Except this one that I use:

    /em unties < t>'s shoes...
    /kneel motion

    :3

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    Alrighty, for all you cute tarus who want to try this out I think the hokey pokey went something like this:

    Set 1:

    /point motion
    /s You put your right hand in
    /wait 3
    /welcome motion
    /s you put you left foot out

    Set 2:

    /panic motion
    /s You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
    /wait 5
    /cheer motion
    /s And that's what it's all about!

    I think that's how it went. Try it out. Oh and for the turn yourself around, you have to actually turn yourself around manually.

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    xD
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    LOL

    XD

    Thats AWSOME !!!!!!

    Thank you :nibbles:
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Always use Protection >.>
    Protectera Shellera


    I thought that was clever :rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by dodhungry View Post
    Always use Protection >.>
    Protectera Shellera


    I thought that was clever :rolleyes2
    :laughing: :bgl:

    I don't get it :bigbiggri
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Protection, as in condoms.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    I was bein' facetious. :bigbiggri
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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