I had a girlfriend in third grade.

We apparently were together for three weeks, or something like that....
She dumped me because when I was at her birthday party, I played Excitebike instead of listening, talking, or doing anything with her for that matter.

I play Excitebike, bitch! Me no listen. Me play!



The first one I loved, however, is the relationship I am now, which would be when I was 17.