I find my parents both highly amusing, so I'll just mention a couple of things they've said recently that made me laugh. My dad talking about Melanie Sykes: "She apparently wrote a book about how to be beautiful. Like she'd know. It contains one page, that says: "Could someone please tell me?" His thoughts on Michael Parkinson: "Anybody who thinks Michael Parkinson is handsome, has lost all sense of reasoning, logic, perspective, an vision." My mum is talking to a gay man on the bus. He tells her he's just come out of prison. She says: "Were you gay before, or after you'd slipped on the soap?" Her brother's girlfreind, tells her he's that hairy, she needs to change the sheets twice a week. She says: "It's a full moon tonight, your sheets will need changing". She then sends me a text message saying: "what a laugh, an what a beast".