Funniest thing a parent of yours has said.

[Rye]

"Look! It's an angel of God!"

Ahaha, that reminds me. I was laughing at something like LOL Jesus or that Jesus Christ: The Musical! thing, and my Mom saw me laughing, and she started freaking out like "OH MY GOD JESSICA, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SMITED BY GOD!"

[Iceglow]

My mom argued with my saying that there were 8 days in a week when she was studying Chemistry. She referred to the famous Beatles song, and also tried backing it up with the argument that since compounds need 8 valence electrons to be stable, a week needs 8 days to be stable. 7 days would make a week unstable.

Technically she isn't wrong, the week is a man made construction there are Cycles which we call days but no weeks or even really no years they are just phases of the earths orbit we gave them names, the roman empire for example had a ten day week but it was the babylonians that gave us the seven day week.

(gotta love QI on bbc2)

While I was looking for an old video tape

"Jess, not that one! That's your Mother and I's homemade pornography!"

Well, not as funny as it was mindscarringly horrible. ;__;

You know thats quite funny for anyone but you but since it was you then that is actually the most screwed up thing here.

As for my mom (since my dad is dead) she sometimes comes out with funny things but always at my expense never at anyone elses so everyone gets to laugh but me.

[Polaris]

Father - WTF? DIDN'T YOU LISTEN YOUR MOM! CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Me - I'm going... I'm going!
Father - What? Are you talking to me like that? Today you own't go to the computer!
Me - Tch fine whatever *goes to my room and shut the door*

A few minutes later

Father - Have you cleaned your room?
Me - Yes I did...
Father - Why the hell are you looking at me like that? Tomarrow no computer!
Me - What?
Father - You are complaining? Monday with no computer!
Mother - Come on leave her alone we have to go shopping!

One hour later

Father *talking to me* - Sweetit, sweetie do you want to go to the computer?
Mom - WHAT' you just told her she couldn't go to the computer!
Father - I know but I can't be mad at her!

[Bunny]

Father *talking to me* - Sweetit, sweetie do you want to go to the computer?
Mom - WHAT' you just told her she couldn't go to the computer!
Father - I know but I can't be mad at her!

Your father calls you that? Yikes!

I don't know my father and my mother died almost six years ago. Neither of them say many funny things nowadays.

[Anaisa]

"Look! It's an angel of God!"

Ahaha, that reminds me. I was laughing at something like LOL Jesus or that Jesus Christ: The Musical! thing, and my Mom saw me laughing, and she started freaking out like "OH MY GOD JESSICA, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SMITED BY GOD!"

If your mother is right, my family is doomed. If we see a poster for Jesus Christ Superstar, at least one of us will usually sing: "Jesus Christ superstar likes to wear a wonderbra." :sing:

[Raistlin]

"Look! It's an angel of God!"

Ahaha, that reminds me. I was laughing at something like LOL Jesus or that Jesus Christ: The Musical! thing, and my Mom saw me laughing, and she started freaking out like "OH MY GOD JESSICA, DON'T LAUGH AT THAT!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SMITED BY GOD!"

I was going to remind you of that. I'm surprised you didn't post it right off. That is one of the funniest things ever.