Our parents say humorous things sometimes, as they are quite witty. What are some funny things your parents have said before?
My father manages to make me laugh quite a bit of the time, but I can only recall a conversation I had with him just a few minutes ago off the top of my head.
Tomorrow at school is "Blast from the Past" day, and we're supposed to dress up like any person from the past.
Me: "I think I'll dress up as a hippy tomorrow."
Mom: "That's a good idea! You could find that old bandana and a tye-dye shirt!"
Me: "I didn't think of the bandana! That's a good idea!
Father: "Why don't you just get a white robe and say you're Jesus Christ?"
So, what funny things have YOUR parents said lately?