View Poll Results: How often do you fart

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  • 1-3 a day

    6 46.15%
  • 4-7 a day

    3 23.08%
  • 8-11 a day

    1 7.69%
  • The gas coming from me is one consistent stream and never stops.

    3 23.08%
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    Dancing Chocobo Farting

    I just farted so I decided to make this a topic. What causes us to fart well I hope to find out. Oh also when I eat certain foods I get mega farts that really stink. Also what determines the stinky facter in our farts. Thanks
    I like Yuna cause, yeah.

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    My thread gets closed, but of course this will stay open. Oh how I love you mods.

    Anyways, hardly ever.

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    You hear that whistle?

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    I don't.

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    Oooh Miss Stinky, you're telling me a fairytale. Pass the beans.


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    I never fart!:rolleyes2 Fine, maybe twice a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    I don't.
    That isn't ringing in your ears.

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    Yeah sure, I fart every now and then. Feels good!


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    My dog makes the nastiest farts and stinks up the entire house. As for me, I'm human, and I emitted certain amounts of methane in the air when the pressure inside exceeds a certain psi.
    BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!

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    Your poll stops a little short.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiki
    The average human releases 0.5 to 1.5 litres (1 to 3 U.S. pints) (measured at NTP) of flatus a day by passing gas 12 to 25 times.

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    4-7 I'd say.

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    Ladies don't fart...
    ha ha i do every day. I blame the queso
    Viva La Revolution bitches!:mog:

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    pretty sure a lot of my gas is passed while i'm asleep...since i don't do it more than 3-4 times a day

    what a topic

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    Dancing Chocobo

    that's nice that we all know who farts how much, but what makes us fart? no one answered my questions.
    I like Yuna cause, yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by final fantasy is stinky View Post
    that's nice that we all know who farts how much, but what makes us fart? no one answered my questions.
    Beans, question answered.

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