1-3 times a day.
I'm not a gas factory. =/
1-3 a day
4-7 a day
8-11 a day
The gas coming from me is one consistent stream and never stops.
1-3 times a day.
I'm not a gas factory. =/
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Why would a sane person would count the number of times they fart each day?
Puppy Dog!
The question you should really be asking is which one of you actually sharted!
well it is to with (if I am right which I like to think I am) our diets and things we consume, it also has to do with yeast. How often is it you eat certain foods and feel bloaty then let out the most outrageous fart ever? in these cases the food you are consuming is feeding the yeast and bacterium in your intestines thus making their excretement which is methane which is passed through your colon to the rectum ending in flatulence. Other things can make you fart such as air getting up your anus (if someone goes for colonic irregation expect it) which can often bring on farts however, if you wish to fart less then you need to either go to a spa and have colonic irregation or have a friend (one with whom you are very close and do not mind being naked/humiliated/embarrassed in front of) who knows how to perform an enema (sp?) and that will mean fewer bouts of flatulence.
I'm sorry.
I believe in the power of humanity.