The rain is the loveliest weather ever. You go and you get take out now. And bring me back something delicious. Or order something delivery. Make them bring the food to you! They'll be pissed and it'll be worth the stuff they do to your food.

I once ventured out into "hurricance force" winds and rain so I could get a tastey and delicious burger, fries, and soft drink. I live close to line seperating average joe from danger!