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    Help Devil Man spend lots of Money.

    Hello EoFF'ers. This is your friendly, neighbourhood Devil Man here... and he needs your advice! Thats correct. Devil Man hopes for wisdom to come from this Thread and give him good advice on how to spend his money. For you see...

    Devil Man is rich! And Devil Man doesn't just mean rich, rich... Devil Man means he is ridiculously rich! He has faaaaar too much money. He confesses... he has only earned a tiny bit of this money too. The rest all comes from his parents who happily give Devil Man money. Devil Man may someday get a job, once he completes University, but he doesn't need to ever work at all. He can just live off his parents wealth for many years!

    Now Devil Man needs advice on how to spend this money.

    For you see... Devil Man has too many clothes already. He has a nice apartment (paid for by his parents) and a cool BMW (also paid for by his parents). He has enough games and consoles too, including very rare games. He goes on holiday three or four times a year too. He pretty much has everything he could ever want ( And he is also EXTREMELY handsome with beautiful eyes and the sexiest smile you will ever see! And he has a wonderful body given to him by Mother Nature Devil Man is truly amazing!)

    Whoever says money doesn't buy you happiness... lied! Money has brought me much, much happiness! Money means everything to Devil Man Money is far more important then love!

    But Devil Man needs to find new ways to spend his money. The reason he is on EoFF is because he is also on eBay at the same time, finding new things that could look pretty in his apartment.

    So Devil Man's topic is... how can he spend this money? Can you advise me on what I should buy? Of course... I can not afford anything ridiculous like a jet, or a boat, but I can spend alot of money on anything else! My parents have never said no, and they never will.

    Is there anything you ever wanted that might be of interest to Devil Man?

    Edit! I will never give money to charity, AT ALL, EVER because Devil Man does not believe in charity. Nope. Devil Man would rather spend money on himself. So please help!
    Last edited by The Devil Man; 10-11-2006 at 05:09 PM.

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    Don't spend the money! I wouldn't, or make a voyage to portugal Kidding... seriously? I wouldn't spend it I'd save it for later

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    But they can't buy you love.

    You could always get one of those arcade flipper machines, though.

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    Invest it all in lottery tickets, and then buy something ridiculous like a boat.

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    Twilight Edge would advice Devil Man to spend it on furnishing and games and save the rest for future purposes.

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    How about donating some to us EoFFers, I am mighty poor, puh-lease.

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    Contribute to a Maternity ward to improve facilities in a poorer area of a country.

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    Spend it on me! Wow, I dont know what you could get Amar ... hmm. Maybe pay for us all to meet somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
    Contribute to a Maternity ward to improve facilities in a poorer area of a country.
    But that is not helping Devil Man

    Devil Man wants to help the most important person in his life...

    And that person is...

    Devil Man

    More suggestions please! I really want to spend more money on myself!

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    What I would do is gamble. But if you're unlucky you'll gain twice or thrice or more as much as the original value and you're worser off than you first were. *thinks deeply* Hookers?

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    But that is not helping Devil Man

    Devil Man wants to help the most important person in his life...

    And that person is...

    Devil Man

    More suggestions please! I really want to spend more money on myself!
    xD But you said in your first post that you have pretty much everything you could want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
    xD But you said in your first post that you have pretty much everything you could want.
    That is true...

    But Devil Man wants MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!

    So help please Devil Man is thinking of buying a new Mercedes SLK soon but what else should he buy?

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    WTF? GIVE ME UR MONEY... why don't u buy a bigger house? with a pool

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