I would choose Twisted Tinkerbell!
First I would take her shopping to some very fancy stores - the type that have pleasant aromas wafting around the premises. Maybe that's where we would purchase a striped golfing umbrella, for next we would go golfing, and I would let her win because I am a gentleman.
After our golfing sortie, I would drive her to an establishment which allowed for the viewing of motion pictures, and we would probably watch a Disney movie. But a violent Disney movie, I'm sure she would like to see explosions and rockets and robots and exploding rocket robots! Who wouldn't, eh?
A fancy restaurant which didn't serve French or Italian or Chinese or Indian food would follow. Fancy flavours really can spoil one's stomach and digestive system, and I wouldn't want that!
Finally the ravishing Ms. Tinkerbell and I would head to the beach, where we would romantically watch the sun set. Then I would give her my coat (I would make sure that my coat smells nice first) and then I would drive her back to her home.
SEE DANIEL! I'VE MOVED ON!