Devil Man realised he truly is a wonderful human being who has it all! Not only is Devil Man nice to Old Ladies, he is also exceptionally handsome, he has beautiful eyes, he was a cute nose, he has a gorgeous smile and he has an awesome body!
Seeing that your grammar must be perfect as well, then you must be a cute nose.

Cute noses do not have...

beautiful eyes
gorgeous smile
awesome body!
So with my excellent deduction skills, I have concluded that you are a liar. Furthermore, you are a disgrace to your own name.

Devil men are not wonderful human beings that are helpful to senior citizens. You should push old people into mud puddles, like myself.

So, in conclusion, you are *snip*.