View Poll Results: What do you do when a child asks you about something they're not supposed to know?

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  • Lie to them and tell them some sort of fairy tale or anything else non-sensical.

    11 18.97%
  • Tell it to them straight, and shatter the tiny, protected world they've been living in.

    34 58.62%
  • Run away screaming.

    13 22.41%
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    It would be a mix of the first two options, I'd start it as a fairytale and switch to telling them straight for a surprise blow to the stomache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Depends on how they are related to me. A friend's or family member's kid? I'd lie or tell them to ask mommy. A stranger's? I'd tell the truth. My own, or one I had jurisdiction over? I'd tell the truth.
    Yep. Well I probably wouldn't talk to a stranger's kid for fear of being killed by said stranger.

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    I'd ask them the ?uestion back. Stating I don't know anything about it either.
    Last edited by Skarr; 10-11-2006 at 10:34 PM.

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    There's nothing they 'shouldn't know'. There is absolutely no reason to hide sex from children, so if I was ever put in that situation I'd flat out tell them. The only bad that could come out of it is an offended parent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephirothishere View Post
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    Most of the time i tell a ridiculouse fairy tail that even they won't believe then they laugh and forget about the question. otherwise I'll tell them to ask there mom or something.

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    Explicit details.

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    I'd flat out tell them. And then say they weren't allowed to do it until they were seventeen.

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    I'm a bad person.
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    a cool dude....

    Sephiro this here.

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    It's funny this comes up because my little sister just asked recently where babies come from...:P I made up some fairy tale and told that to her instead of telling her how it is because I don't want her to go repeating it to her kindergarden teacher...Imagine what kind of image my parents would get from that o.O

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    I voted run away screaming, as it's the closest to my (particularly sadistic) method. I merely point them towards the nearest adult saying they likely know.

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    I'll tell them about meiosis and when they understand that i'll tell them how its done
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    Quote Originally Posted by sephirothishere View Post
    I'm a bad person.
    i am...
    a cool dude....
    Oh, yes you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyri View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sephirothishere View Post
    I'm a bad person.
    i am...
    a cool dude....
    Oh, yes you are...
    *points to my post* Ofcourse he is.

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    They're going to find out sooner or later. You can't lie to them forever.

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    Could someone please explain to me why they shouldn't know about it? I still haven't been able to figure that one out.

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