Or technically it will be in four hours in her filthy timezone, but what good has four hours ever done anybody? (Don't answer that, it's rhetorical)

Anywho, when someone says they don't want a birthday thread or a fuss, they're obviously talking in code. What they really mean is they want a huge birthday thread full of love and affection. So therefore,

Happy birthday kikimm!

You can all express similar sentiments now.