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    Unhappy Bad Breath!

    Devil Man has a problem!

    His friend has extremely bad breath. She is lovely in every way possible, has a kind heart, and is a truly wonderful wonderful person (but not as amazing as Devil Man ) yet she has terrible breath

    I don't think she knows... so how does Devil Man let her know without breaking her beautiful Goddess heart?

    I don't want to make her sad But I don't want people to make fun of her either.

    Do you know of people with foul mouthy odours? How do you deal with it?

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    1. Get a box of mints.
    2. Put one in your mouth.
    3. Hold up the box and kindly ask if she would care for a mint.
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 as needed.

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    Default I USUALLY USE MY LIMIT BREAKS ON IT.


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    I brush my teeth and use mints nonstop. Someone told me that you cant get rid of bad breath 100%, but flossing also helps, but flossing scares me cause I witnessed my dad rip his gum whilst he flossed!

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    so how does Devil Man let her know without breaking her beautiful Goddess heart?
    1. Get a box of mints.
    2. Put one in your mouth.
    3. Hold up the box and kindly ask if she would care for a mint.
    that's right... and no I don't know anyone with that problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Cute!

    Seriously, tell her directly.

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    Just casually pop some mentos or altoids and just offer her one. It won't come off of as a hint, and it'll make her breath less offensive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    1. Get a box of mints.
    2. Put one in your mouth.
    3. Hold up the box and kindly ask if she would care for a mint.
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 as needed.
    I do that all the time, I use gum or mints or even fruity candy if I lack the other good stuff, then offer the bad-breather one or five or the whole pack.

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    It's probably due to a bad stomach or poor dental hygiene.

    Give her some bowel/stomach cleansing medication and breath mints, Devil Man.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    Most of the time the cause of bad breath is lying on your tongue. Buy one of those tooth brushes with that tongue cleaner on the other side, Im sure she'll be grateful :)

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    Tell she has badd breath I tell my friends if they do. I hope this helps you DevilMan,

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    Offer chewing gum when your taking some.. and if she refuses.. "ah go on, take one.."
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    Say you got her a present and then hand her a bottle of mouthwash.

    When she complains say that women like a guy who is honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Devil Man has a problem!

    His friend has extremely bad breath. She
    Wat! You have a friend that is a she? And she moves her mouth? I am supprised you allow this. Supprised and dissapointed in you devil man! One of my womonising heros has just fallen.

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    Give her a breathe mint!

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