well.. check this out
your in a deserted decorated field with all that grass, you have a big metal stick with a blob of metal at the end, a little white ball with inner curves into to make it more interesting. Your standing in tight tight trousers with striped colours, some wierd yet extremely warm shirt with that weird top thingy on it, you got a striped coloured hat on, which itches like hell, while you beileve your testicals are caveing in cause of the pants. You stand in thin yet very long crampy shoes, driveing around a little cart that you can easy fall out of that takes less eletricity than your ps2.. Hmmm