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    If you murder someone and you were never found out, does that mean you are innocent?

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    I am not cheating on her. And why am I not cheating on her?

    Because she won't know about it!
    Whether she knows about it or not, it's still cheating, moron.

    What goes around comes around. And I hope you get it good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    If you murder someone and you were never found out, does that mean you are innocent?
    It just means you've commited the perfect murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post

    I hope not because I absolutely HATE using Condoms. I hardly ever use them unless I absolutely have to... which is rare as I can talk most girls out of using a condom. It never feels right. Fortunately, I can convince most girls not to use condoms, which is good.

    Thanks again everyone! I am happy today
    So if the girl ends up getting pregnant, you don't care?

    And I thought you used to be so cool Devil Man.

    Also I feel sorry for your girlfriend, and I pray for her to realise what a jerk she is going it with and for her to leave you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    If you murder someone and you were never found out, does that mean you are innocent?
    It just means you've commited the perfect murder.

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    Murder = Bad, I know.

    I was just responding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    I am not cheating on her. And why am I not cheating on her?
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    I am going to play both sides here.

    I can sort of see a way that you may not be 'cheating on her'. The issue is it is all about how one defines the word. Some people only view cheating as 'romantic' cheating. In other words it is only cheating if you are trying to have two(or more) girl/boy freinds or the ilk at once. However, many people also include that having sex with another is cheating.

    So in the end I have decided to throw all that BS out the window. Cheating simply is betraying the trust of your girlfreind/boyfreind/husband/wife/etc. This throws out trying to stick a particular methodology to it. All that matters is what trusts the other has put into you. If she trusts you to be celibate cept for her, then you would be cheating. If she trusts you not to be celibate cept for her then you would not be cheating(no betrayal of trust). Etc, etc, etc...

    So are you cheating? I don't konw. However, the fact that you feel the need to hide it from your current GF sounds to me like she trusts you not to have sex with others.


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    Someone needs to change the title of this thread to "Devil Man bashing".

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    People can get mad at me but...

    Monogamy is un-natural anyway. You don't see animals in the wild just having sex with one animal do you? Like... chickens have lots and lots of sexual partners! So do monkeys! And so do sheep. Animals copulate with many other animals.

    It is just un-natural for one person to have sex with just one person for the rest of their life. It is wierd.

    Likewise...

    It is wierd to just have sex with your girlfriend if someone else offers you something so nice This lesbian chick is really pretty and I am looking forward to next month and, yeah, she knows my no-condoms policy.

    I would regret it for the rest of my life if I said 'no' to her, so, really, I have no choice I don't want to have regrets anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Monogamy is un-natural anyway. You don't see animals in the wild just having sex with one animal do you? Like... chickens have lots and lots of sexual partners! So do monkeys! And so do sheep. Animals copulate with many other animals.
    That's a stupid analogy. I'm not even going to comment on that one.

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    It is wierd to just have sex with your girlfriend if someone else offers you something so nice
    'Kay, so you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend went out and sex'd alot of guys, with you knowing of course - because you know, it's natural.

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    We'll see Devil Man in the free clinic in a few months.

    I wouldn't want to spend my entire life being monogamous. The whole emotion of 'love' is something I'd rather look for, as opposed to sleeping around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misfit View Post
    'Kay, so you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend went out and sex'd alot of guys, with you knowing of course - because you know, it's natural.
    Of course I would mind!

    My girlfriend... I can see myself having children with her one day. She would make a good mother because she is also good at cooking and cleaning.

    I would not want her to be some slut!

    And my analogy was not stupid. It's a fact. Almost all animals have many different sexual partners throughout their lives. Like Lions have other lionesses. Only penguins don't, but their a stupid animal anyway (or are they mammals? bah, same difference)

    And, yeah, I still don't think I am cheating on my girlfriend. She won't find out as she has a completely different set of friends. And besides... my lesbian friend is a lesbian so, techincally, it isn't cheating at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    You don't see animals in the wild just having sex with one animal do you?
    Yes, actually, you do see several species partner for life. And using an animal as an analogy to justify human behavior is always a piss-poor excuse.

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    'Kay, so you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend went out and sex'd alot of guys, with you knowing of course - because you know, it's natural.
    Of course I would mind!
    Exactly, it goes both ways. If you don't want her cheating on you, you don't cheat on her. There's no way around that. Just because you don't get caught or the other party doesn't know about it doesn't make it not cheating. Maybe you try to tell yourself this stuff so that you can justidy living such an immoral and sleazy life, but you <b>are cheating on her</b>.

    And not using condoms? How stupid can you be? You get a girl pregnant, you're responsible for the baby, regardless of your feelings on the subject. And no, not every girl is going to want to get an abortion. Not using a condom ranks your intellegence with that of a rock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    And using an animal as an analogy to justify human behavior is always a piss-poor excuse.
    Yop. Being civilized means not obeying our base animal instincts, including the lingering urge to nail every girl we possibly can.

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    Well... I do not wish to be the subject of a torrent of abuse, so I hope you can all simply respect my lifestyle as I respect yours.

    First: as for getting a girl pregnant... it hasn't happened yet. And I am pretty sure I am sterile (because I have been tested with good results).

    Second: I only tend to sleep with drop-dead gorgeous, attractive girls, so I have no problems with being a Dad as my kiddy would definetly be cute. And I would be a great Dad too.

    Third: It's also a girls responsibility to not get pregnant. She can use morning-after pills, which I sometimes helpfully supply.

    Fourth: It really is not cheating because my girlfriend will absolutely not know about it.

    Fifth: I will be sleeping with a lesbian and because she is a lesbian, and not straight, it definetly IS NOT cheating. No way.

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