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Stay cool daddio
Im SO glad you brought this up. I have been creating a list of "Animals that I Need to Make Extinct". Now you have to suffer through it.
Horses - Awful creatures, those horses are. Theyre big, smelly, ugly, and most importantly IF I AM AROUND THEM FOR TOO LONG, I DIE!!! Yes, I am allergic to horses, and prolonged exposure to them block my throat and nasal passages, my eyes swell up, my mouth dries up, I cant stop coughing OR sneezing, I vomit intensely, and I occasionally pass out. Horses are creatures from the devil (or Devil Man....I cant decide which) and they need to be exterminated. They provide no necessary function exept for sport, or for camps that little girls go to.
Mosquitos - A foul insect of the lowest class. Every organism on this known planet simply detests mosquitoes and as far as I know, they dont perform any necessary function in the environment. If they do, then the world will just need to adapt because I hate the damn things. Whoever is reading this, Im sure you do, too. Theyre ugly little creatures that prey on you alive and spread disease. Even the name MOSQUITO just sickens me. THEY are the reason I never go outdoors. THEYRE the reason the world is moving into chaos. There you have it. Destroy mosquitoes, save the world. Anyone up for the job?
Leeches - Ah, the leech. While they DO have medicinal purposes, I say kill them where they stand (slither?). They have caused grief among lake-hoppers and I simply cant stand them. All black and disgusting. CAN YOU SAY EW??????? I know I can! They are horrid creatures, simple as that. While I have never experienced any particular problem with leeches myself, I would like them GONE before I ever have to.
Clowns - They think they exist to make others smile, when in reality, they are nothing but frightening. They have scared me since I was very small, and now many Hollywood horror movies seem intent on scaring me even more by making movies about them. They ALWAYS torture me at fairs or parades. They jump around honking and giggling, until they get to me. Than those little [insert obscenity here]s decide to take whatever sort of clowny prop they have on them at the time and hit me with it! They are awful, and need to disappear.
There are more........but I need to go now
PH33R teh Rainbow.
Taste the Rainbow
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