Well, about a week ago I applied for a job as an extra in a Hollywood movie they're shooting about an hour away. I got an email back saying that they didn't know if they'd need me, but they were interested in my look. It's about vikings, you see, and they need people who look just like me. Well, I just got an email saying that they'll probably want me to go in to start shooting on Wednesday morning. And by Wednesday morning, I mean Tuesday night, because they may want me there as early as 2-3 AM. I'm excited.

Oh, for those of you who are wondering, the movie is this. Read the plot outline. This movie's gonna suck.