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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Having a murder find you while you take a poop, you'd be completely helpless, not to mention embarassed. (Get it? bare assed)
    this nearly made me fall off my chair....i don't know why but it's hilarious to me

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    Christmas will enjoy this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Having a murder find you while you take a poop, you'd be completely helpless, not to mention embarassed. (Get it? bare assed)
    this nearly made me fall off my chair....i don't know why but it's hilarious to me
    Thank you *Takes a bow*

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    Murdered by your spouse. Or maybe by your parents.

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    Coating your feet with salt water and having a goat lick it off. This will eventually kill you. Eventually...

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    Being impaled on a javelin (via your groin).

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    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    I'd say knowing your going to die and theres nothing u can do about it...i say thats the worst way to die

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    Stabbed in the back while your praying and people always asking if they can bring you back to life after your death, then being ripped from the afterlife back to life via some form of universe editor and made to live the rest of your "life" without any talking or lines, following the orders of some button pressing fanboy and fighting for your pathetic existance

    Or being pecked to death by a duck
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Getting hit by a falling spaceship toilet seat.
    hah like in that hbo show?
    Yes. It was on Showtime though. Dead Like Me I think it was called.

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    DEATH BY COOKIE MONSTER ! :monster2:
    life sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow
    The Worst way to die? hmm theres a few,

    1) Having your body tied to a cage of rats and then having something designed to create panic in the rats eventually the rats will take the only viable escape which will be to eat through your body to escape! (read 1984 by George Orwell they did something similar in this)

    2) Being boiled to death, A torture method used in Feudal Japan to make people speak when held in captivity, if several members of a band of bandits were captured to make them reveal the identity or location of their leader/base. They would take one and place him in a large cauldron over a pile of wood (the water would be cold at first) then they would heat the water up and boil the man alive. It is said that they could keep a man screaming in agony for almost 7 hours. If the man did not die of the pain before the dawn (for this was almost certainly done at night to make the cries carry to his imprisoned comrades who knew the next night one of them would be taken) he might just be granted mercy and executed by a samurai who was attending. Read Sho-gun by James Clavell for more details (a work of fiction but the torture method was real.)
    Holy crap...

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    Drowning or being eaten alive by something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Getting hit by a falling spaceship toilet seat.
    hah like in that hbo show?
    Yes. It was on Showtime though. Dead Like Me I think it was called.
    oh ok...yeah it was called dead like me...interesting at first but it got old and unfunny to me. i dunno...US pay tv is all confusing to me! hehehe

    it would suck...but the WORST way?

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    There are a countless amount of scary ways to die that I can't even think of them all right now. Being crucified and buried alive would be terrible, though. Brrr...

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