Human Cloning. Do you wanna be cloned?

**The Devil Man** · 10-15-2006, 10:16 AM

Greetings my wonderful friends on EoFF! Your beloved Devil Man returns to you with yet another top quality Thread. Are you not happy that he spoils you so much with his educational topics?

Yes, I bet you are!

Devil Man wants to ask you... do you wish you could be cloned? Do you wish there were more of you in the world?

Because Devil Man does

He has not slept because he had a wonderful night and shall go bed soon. Last night he had fun but he broke many hearts. For you see...

Devil Man went to a club with his some friends. He went to Walkabout in London and when he was there... AAAAAAAAALL the ladies were over your wonderful friend Devil Man!

Yes indeed! Many girls showered your beloved Devil Man with kisses and cuddles and they danced the night away with him. They were truly blessed by the Gods. The Gods were kind to provide a man such as Devil Man for them to play with

But not that blessed

For you see... not all the ladies could dance with Devil Man or kiss him

It is true!

And this is because... there is only one Devil Man and faaaaaaar too many women for him to satisfy!

Many girls hearts were broken last night

They had to look on in sadness as other girls enjoyed the pleasure of Mother Nature that is Devil Man...

Devil Man was truly sad

He does not like breaking girls hearts. It is wrong!

And there is only one solution... He must be cloned!

Yes, yes, yes! Devil Man must be cloned! That way every girl would be happy as can be and there would be no more sadness in the world! The world needs more Devil Man!

So Devil Man wants to know, oh beloved EoFF'ers... do you wanna be cloned too?

Would you be happy to see more of you in the world?

**vorpal blade** · 10-15-2006, 10:53 AM

Unless you've already cloned yourself, you are one-of-a-kind. As such, you get your pick of the ladies. But if you have a clone, what's to stop the more desireable ladies from flocking to your clone, leaving you with the rest?

I don't want to be cloned. Got that? No clones of me. Ever. So of course there isn't an army of my clones in my secret basement secretly training and plotting to take over the world. Nope. Not at all! 'cause I'm not gonna get cloned. Not me.

**Christmas** · 10-15-2006, 11:03 AM

Imagine if we clone LITTLE MANUS and the whole world is overrun by such vermins.

**Anaisa** · 10-15-2006, 11:27 AM

I am unsure. I would like to be cloned so there was a whole fleet of Anaisa's, an we could take over the world. They would be called: "The Anaisaettes". But then I would no longer be special. So I just can't decide!

**McLovin'** · 10-15-2006, 12:09 PM

Of course I would. That way sometimes one could go to school and then I'd stay at home and vice versa. I can train my clone to do my homework and do all my tests. *starts evil diabolic rambling*

**Madame Adequate** · 10-15-2006, 01:20 PM

As a whole person? Cloning would serve me no purpose. At the point of his creation our experiences would differ and thus we would be different people anyway, so it would after a short while be neither here nor there that I was cloned, they'd just be another person, merely one who looked like me and had the same susceptabilities to inheritable conditions.

Cloning has far more interest applications though; specifically, the cloning of body parts to replace ones which have been damaged through injury or illness. Now that kind of stuff, that's classy work, and I am all for pressing ahead at all speed with research on such technologies.

**Old Manus** · 10-15-2006, 01:34 PM

As long as they wear stormtrooper-esque suits and fight battle droids, I'm down with that.

**Hawkeye** · 10-15-2006, 01:40 PM

It really depends on the sanctity of human life. All I see emanating from cloning is the using of persons for a specific use, and only as objects. Personally, as a human, I wouldn't want to be viewed like this.

**Breine** · 10-15-2006, 02:53 PM

No, I wouldn't like to be cloned. I like to be an individual and I think I wouldn't even like it if I had a twin, eventhough I know twins can be different personality-wise. Having someone else looking exactly like myself would suck.

**XandrewX** · 10-15-2006, 03:01 PM

If he can follow what I said or be my friend I won't mind being clone...

**Levian** · 10-15-2006, 03:36 PM

Ooh, I could try out the multiplayer function in FF9 without having a social life.

**NorthernChaosGod** · 10-17-2006, 02:26 AM

Yeah, but only so when my organs fail I could take his.

**Reles** · 10-17-2006, 02:46 AM

I probably wouldn't, but it'd be interesting to view yourself from yourself (err that was confusing) to get a better glimpse at who you are, I think I'd learn a lot if I ever did that. But overall, no, I wouldn't see any other point. I don't necessarily want her causing me any trouble, like seducing men, then me getting into trouble with my significant other, or her seducing my S.O. man that would be such a soap opera.