I behold the truth: Squall was gay, but being stabbed by an ice shard he unwillingly changed his sexual orientation and fell in love with Quistis (that would explain Rinoa's failures in seducing him). Since Quistis was with Ultimecia (who is in fact a man...travestite, suggested by the manly tatoo on her face, similar to Zell's ), Ultimecia became very angry and wanted to have her revenge on the hole SeeD comunity. Disappointed, Rinoa threw herself off a cliff and did other things that would eventually lead to her death but was saved everytime. Selphie married Irvine and is now a fat grumpy old lady, and Irvine is a drunk addict and a ladyman (who wouldn't be in his situation?). Zell died of an overdose of...hotdogs. Ultimecia got pwnd by the ex-faggot...and Angelo married Rinoa (WHAT? "All you need is love..." ).





...Seifer is bisexual and so are Rajin and Fujin...you figure out the rest