Describe Yourself In One Sentence!

[The Devil Man]

Yesterday Devil Man... he has a scare! Yes, yes, yes! It is true! He had a scare! He thought he was banned forever!

But... he was wrong! And he was so over-joyed to discover he was wrong for your friend Devil Man truly loves each and every one of you and could not live without his new friends. You are all special to him in every way possible!

And now... he has a new topic! Describe Yourself In One Sentence!

In just one simple sentence, describe yourself to your fellow EoFF'ers.

Devil Man would describe himself as the following:

Devil Man is a truly wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, charming, handsome, cute, stunning, guy with amazing dark brown eyes, a kind heart, a FANTASTIC BODY, ASTONISHING EYE-POPPING SEXUAL TECHNIQUES , and who is loved by all women across the world and is kind to animals

Now...

You guys Describe yourself

Oh, and abuse grammar too, if you wanna!