My ex-girlfriend and a group of her friends swore that I was never to play Monopoly or attempt to start a game of Monopoly with them or anyone they knew.

I tend to get bored of Monopoly after about an hour and a half. At which point, I start making the game "fun". My idea of fun, however, is making deals with one or two specific people to ensure that they are the ones to play each other at the very end. I buy expensive properties and then sell them to players for very low prices in order to give them a Monopoly over that group. I will also tell various jokes when the situation arises.

Needless to say, not a whole lot of people appreciate me doing such things.

ALL BOARD GAMES MUST BURN.