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[starseeker]

What rules are there on your school/uni/work computers?

These are the computer rules for my school:

• You may not add or alter any wallpapers or screensavers

• You may not download or store any graphics or music files which are not directly related to school work. Any such files may only be stored if you have received prior permission from the relevant member(s) of staff.

• You may not download, store or run any executable files which have not been provided by the school, this includes games.

• You may not send, store, display or intentionally access any offensive, pornographic or illegal material.

• You may not use any computer or communications service to harass, insult or bully other people (this includes mobile text messages).

• You may not print any files which are not directly related to school work, and care should be taken to ensure effective use of limited printing resources.

• You may not damage either the hardware or attempt to delete or modify the existing software.

• You may not violate copyright laws.

• You may no use any other user’s password or permit any user to use your password.

• You may not damage, modify or attempt to access other user’s files or folders.

• You may not use chat rooms or forums of any description.

• You may only use authorised email services.

• Pupils must always adhere to the published rules for the use of computer rooms at all times.

• No unauthorised computer, personal organiser, mobile or data processing device may be connected to the school network by any means.

I think these get broken so often that they're a joke.

[10-Breaker]

We have same rules in our school too.
Nobody said that u shouldnt touch the wires tough so one of class T
made 2 computers blowup...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Downloading or displaying pornographic or offensive material is a breach of college regulations

Please do not leave personal belongings unattended

You may talk quietly to other users
You may not have loud discussions
You may text messages or use other silent phone functions
You may not receive calls or allow phones to ring
You may drink water from a sealable bottle
You may not consume any food or other drinks

I should be kicked out

[escobert]

This is MY computer I MAKE THE RULES!

[Christmas]

I DO WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?

[Jowy]

I'm not supposed to pirate anything, download music, or look at inappropriate conduct.

[Mirage]

I haven't even read te rules, but I'm allowed to connect my laptop to it. There are even wireless LANs covering the entire campus. My guesses would be it's illegal to break copyright laws and download pornography. Personally I've put both mIRC and Firefox on the storage area for my account, so I can access it from any computer.

[Rainecloud]

That's incredible. When I was at school (six years ago), we had virtually no rules, except for the obvious "don't download pornography, please" that was plastered all over the classroom walls in huge, red letters.

Come to think of it, are you even allowed to use the computers?

[Shlup]

The only computers I use at my school are at my work, and I'm basically the tech for my work since I'm the only computer nerd, so the rule is "Don't piss me off."

[Fred]

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[CrazyGamer6]

Meh, all the computers at my school are monitored, so I basically can't do anything except work. There is one computer that I know that isn't monitored, but a kid hogs it and plays some peinguin MMORPG on it. -_-

[Fred]

THERE'S A PENGUIN MMORPG?! SIGN ME UP.

[DarkLadyNyara]

My high school had many of those rules. Basically it was a "nothing that is not school related" policy, and so many filters it wasn't funny. (I could still get EoFF, though. )They also were forced to enact a no E-mail under any circumstances rule after about the fifth time viruses took out the network. :rolleyes2 Most were ignored, and I was friendly with the teachers in the computer lab so I could get away with breaking most of the rest.

My college has "no porn, no video, no Myspace, and nothing unrelated to school" policy in the library lab. The first three are actually enforced, as are obvious violations of the latter. The labs in the Buisness building are pretty much unmonitored, though.

[Yuffie514]

high school:

* filters that are way out of line
* no instant messengers of any kind
* cannot save within desktop
* no food or drinks in the area
* download feature blocked
* keep all voices down
* cellphones must be on vibrate

all i really hated was paying a dime a page for printing and the silly filters.