I'll give ya $10 for the runt

**Flying Mullet** · 10-21-2006, 07:14 PM

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

This was in a joke forward I recieved the other day and it got me thinking. What if we could sell off our kids if we don't want them, need the money, etc...

What would the world be like?

**Rye** · 10-21-2006, 07:17 PM

EoFF would be quite empty then.

**Misfit** · 10-21-2006, 07:19 PM

I would buy so many kids, you have no idea.

Oh, hell yes. *rubs hands together*

**Freya** · 10-21-2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

EoFF would be quite empty then.

:chuckle:
Well then there would be a lot of pregnant ladies cause I mean you could make money from it. Why get a job?

**Rocket Edge** · 10-21-2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

EoFF would be quite empty then.

QFT

**Cipher** · 10-21-2006, 07:21 PM

I think if parents could sell their kids, school performance would go Waaaaaaaay up! Not to mention your average kid would be three times as more high-strung. Then there'd be that one kid with low self esteem because his mom sold him for 25 cents and a bag of Habanero Doritos....

And Disney World would be a trading post. There would have to be regulations on who can buy, though.

**The Devil Man** · 10-21-2006, 07:22 PM

I'd be the one providing the Kids

I still have so many women left to bring happiness to!

My demon-spawn will undoubtedly be gorgeous and truly fine Human beings

**LunarWeaver** · 10-21-2006, 07:24 PM

People would rush to buy all the smart and good looking ones and sell them for twice as much on eBay.

**The Devil Man** · 10-21-2006, 07:29 PM

If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM

I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father

**Misfit** · 10-21-2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Devil Man

If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM

I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father

*vomits blood*

Anyways, if anybody would like to sell me their child, send me a PM...

**Breine** · 10-21-2006, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Misfit

Originally Posted by Devil Man

If any woman here wants to get Pregnant and have a beautiful child, send me a PM

I can GUARANTEE a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing, astonishing, lovely, adorable child, because they will take after their Father

*vomits blood*

xD ..this cracked me up!

Back on topic: I don't know, really. I guess it would be kinda weird, though. Some people would probably end up becoming breeders to see who could breed the most beautiful children, and then sell them to the highest bidder (sp?) ._. ...Creepy... brr.

**Roto13** · 10-21-2006, 08:08 PM

Meh. The fewer devil babies around the better, I think.

**Resha** · 10-21-2006, 08:12 PM

It would be terrible. People wouldn't even be discouraged from having kids and they'd just spawn and spawn and squirt more babies out and our world will be overrun with those creatures screaming crying crawling all over

**The Devil Man** · 10-21-2006, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Meh. The fewer devil babies around the better, I think.

I intend to be a sperm donor in about 2 months time

There will be many lucky women popping out my babies in a couple of years time!

It makes me very happy to know that.

***Loony BoB*** · 10-21-2006, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

This was in a joke forward I recieved the other day and it got me thinking. What if we could sell off our kids if we don't want them, need the money, etc...

What would the world be like?

Sad.

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