Lat week i was trying to be a blind ninja so i put a tie over my eyes and my friend hid from me and i was like i'll use my ninja senses to find her so i started leaping around my house making myself dramatic ninja backound music and since i was blind i crashed into the couched and flipped over it was funny i couldn't stop laughing but it hurt.

Another time a friend was telling me a really stubid joke that was "what rhyms with bus?" and i was like "............." and then she just blurted out "MUSTARD!" which makes no sense but i cracked up so hard becuase i wasn't expecting that.