A very happy birthday to my favorite homoerotic England pal best friend, Paul!

We've been through a lot this year, friend. We've eaten a kangaroo burger, waded through the midland capital, Birmingham to eat pizza hut. We ate giant burgers, even though we were all harassed by that freakish Scottish guy. Remember that demonic giant pie outside of the window of that shop and how I had a crush on it?

Remember when you tricked me into thinking I had lice the first time we all met?

It's your birthday, Paul. Go wild. Dive in for that forbidden vampire kiss you've always wanted.



It's been an awesome year. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy 23rd birthday, eliza! Let's wish him a good one