This is Edward's head being used as a bowling ball. I'm not likely to forgive him for the Antlion debacle any time soon.
I am hoping my participation in this thread and my apparent FFIV knowledge will impress Meat Puppet and Necronopticous respectively, perhaps even enough for them to like me and become my pals. In reality, I know this will never happen, but at least I can say I went down fighting.