My real name is Megan. I don't like to be called Meg, but this girl in my group for ethics is doing it and I don't know how to tell her to knock it off cause we're not going to be friends or anything. My friends call me Meg Meg, Meggypoo and Meggers and they don't die. I'm also called Bitch or The Bitch, for obvious reasons.

Online I'm fire_of_avalon or meganthefeisty. The nicknames that have sprouted from foa are innumerable. foaffles is a popular one. One of my favorites is foala pie, mostly because it sounds like koala pie which is creepy.