Another fight that I lose!!!
4,000 on Link
Another fight that I lose!!!
4,000 on Link
I LIVE!!!!! AGAIN!
Bank on Link
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
800,000
50,000 on Majin Etna.
I love Link and all, but the only way I can see him winning is in Fierce Deity form, and since he appears to be an adult I'm not sure if that's an option. It'll be a good fight none-the-less, and I really hope I'm incorrect in my betting.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Inside the massive courtyard of the Shinra mansion, two figures stepped into the light.
"The next battle is between Link and Majin Etna. Begin," L said, a portable TV on and a Playstation 2 controller in his hands.
"Begin."
Link held the Master Sword in his hand cautiously as he circled around Etna.
Etna sized him up, before yawning. Her wings extended and she leapt into the air, on top of the mansion. Reclining, she pulled a megaphone out and shouted into it.
"Prinny team! Come on!"
Reclining, she looked around curiously for a moment. Taking her spear in hand, she held it in front of her, and her voice dropped several octaves as it dripped with malice.
"You're all pretty gutsy to defy me," she said.
"YOU CALLED ETNA-SAMA!?"
A mass of blue penguins with pouches strapped to their bellies stormed onto the scene on the other side of Link, who was staring at them with a shocked expression, as if he wasn't quite sure what to make of them.
"All right fairy boy," Etna said. "You beat my prinnies up and then I'll fight you."
Link looked up at Etna, before nodding. Tilting his head slightly, he whispered something to a blue fairy that was hovering over his shoulder, bobbing around excitedly. The fairy bobbed again and flew off.
"Oh, and prinnies," Etna said. "If you don't beat him I'll hunt you all down and kill you all."
The prinnies all stopped dead in their tracks, sweat pouring down their leathery bodies.
Link looked up at Etna, surprised, as the prinnies looked fearfully at each other.
"Come on, doods! It's only one man!" one of them screamed as they all charged at him, each one holding two daggers, one in each flipper.
Link grit his teeth as the prinnies came at him, bringing his sword back. As the descended upon him, he spun around in a vicious arc, energy bursting from his blade and blasting several prinnies skyward. The prinnies landed several yards away from him in all directions, exploding when they hit the ground.
Without skipping a beat, Link charged forward, cutting down more prinnies as he went. As they started to converge on him, he jumped into the air and unleashed a vertical spinning slash on one of the prinny's heads before vaulting over them and onto the other side of the quickly dwindling army.
Sheathing his sword and throwing his shield on his back, Link drew a massive ball and chain from somewhere within his tunic. Swinging it around, he swung it widely, knocking the remaining prinnies across the courtyard. With screams of "dood!" the prinnies slammed into the ground, exploding and leaving craters everywhere.
Etna looked at Link, suddenly a bit more interested. Extending her wings, she jumped down, hefting her spear.
"Not bad," she said.
"Hey!" the fairy said. "She doesn't seem to have any weakpoints!"
Etna looked up at the fairy buzzing around her in annoyance, before swatting it aside with the flat of her spear. The fairy went flying several feet, before landing in a prinny-crater.
"Anyway, let's go!" she said, moving as a blur as she charged forward, spear extended.
Link threw his shield forward, it's mirror finish shining brightly in even the dim light. As Etna's spear hit, he twisted his shield slighty, causing it to be thrown to the side. Moving forward and throwing his weight behind it, he thrust at Etna, who dodged to the side and swung her spear around.
Link's shield helped to dull the impact, but the force of the blow still caused him to slide across the ground for several inches.
Link jumped to the side and sheathed his blade. Flipping backwards, he drew a bow from somewhere in his tunic and knocked an arrow, brilliant light bursting forth from it.
"Crap!" Etna said as Link loosed the arrow. Unable to dodge, Etna shifted her body so that the arrow slammed into her shoulder. Gritting her teeth, she slid along the ground before coming to a stop, obviously in pain.
"Damn it," she said. "That hurt!"
Another arrow launched itself at Etna, trailing light behind it. This time, Etna spun her spear in front of her, breaking the arrow in mid-flight and casting it aside.
As she stopped spinning the spear, Link came in quickly with his sword, thrusting it at Etna.
Etna skipped back as he slashed at her, keeping up the tempo and not allowing any opening. With her attention focused on his sword, Etna was suddenly surprised by a shield that came seemingly out of nowhere and struck her in the face.
Etna was even more surprised as a sword sliced through the air, nearly slicing her head open. Quickly, she dodged to the side, but it opened a hefty gash on her shoulder in the process.
"OK I've just about had it with you," she said angrily. Spinning her spear, she created a massive whirlwind around her.
Link crouched down and quickly slipped a pair of iron boots out of his tunic. Donning them, he began to slowly walk towards Etna, the wind not affecting him as much but the boots slowing him down.
Etna jumped high into the air as he slashed at her, aiming her spear downward. Energy gathered at its tip, which she unleashed in a massive beam of force that hurled itself downward.
While she ascended, Link quickly changed out of his boots, the iron boots vanishing into his tunic. Link dove out of the way of the beam, but it still managed to hit his legs as he rolled away. Coming up, he seemed to limp to his feet as his legs refused to move as he wanted them to.
As Etna fell to the ground, she unfurled her wings and spun around, large balls of plasma whirling out around her.
As Link tried to move away, the plasma began descending upon him. Link managed to block two with his shield, but the other four managed to batter him around by attacking his unprotected back and his chest as he cringed in pain from the prior attacks.
As Etna raised her arms, a huge ball of flame sprang to life. Hefting it, she tossed it onto Link as he was dazed from his prior beating. The ball slammed into him, crushing him to the ground and exploding.
As the smoke from the explosion cleared, Link's form could be seen. He was kneeling and breathing heavily, leaning heavily on his sword which he had stuck in the ground.
As Etna lightly landed on the ground, Link pitched forward, unconcious.
The next battle will be between Alucard (Castlevania) and Illidan Stormrage. It will take place in Thasmasa. The fight will be posted on Tuesday or Wednesday. Those who are out of funds may, of course, beg others.
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20,000 on Illidan.
Last edited by Elite Lord Sigma; 01-30-2007 at 01:31 AM.
Unfortunately, I don't have time for this anymore. I will be donating my 800,000 into four parcels of 200,000 per parcel. The first four people with current holdings of UNDER 800,000 who PM me will receive one of these parcels.
It was a pretty fun time while I did it, though.
UPDATE:
I have given away one parcel, and have three left. (1/28/07 1:46PM EST)
Two down, two to go. (1/28/07 2:19PM EST)
Three given away, one more left. (1/28/07 4:59PM EST)
Okay, that's all of them. I have no more points to give.? (1/29/07 7:19AM EST)
Signature by rubah. I think.
5,000 on Illidan.
Why couldn't I have lost last time?Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
850,000
I'll just do 10,000 on Alucard. This will definitely be an interesting match.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Bank on Alucard. The odds are against him, slightly, but I'm willing to pitch it all in.
A vampire versus a Demon. Interesting indeed.
242,624 on illidan
with the new 200,000 i shall be getting from FOA soon, i'll see how everyone elce votes
I LIVE!!!!! AGAIN!
I guess 40k on alucard
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
50,000 on Alucard
O R'lyeh?
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Gamer, the contestants were chosen long ago. We're into the actual fights now.
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