How do you, my gentle reader, answer the phone?

[Levian]

Halla, det er Bodil
(impossible to translate)

or

Asker Fisk og Video, vær så god.
(Asker Fish and Video, how may I help you?)

I usually just use that last one, and most people just hang up or excuse themself and then hang up. Still, I wonder who would sell fish and videos in the same store.

[Breine]

I always say, "Ja, det er Kristian", which directly translated means: "Yes, it's Kristian." I have no idea why I don't say "hello" or "hi" or anything similar - it's just an old habit I guess.

[theundeadhero]

Ja, hallo?

[XandrewX]

Halo?

[Chemical]

Phones ftl.

I have a direct satelite link to my brain, messages are directly transmitted to and from my cerebral cortex...

... I say " "

[Jess]

"Hello?" or if I know who is calling "Hey, you alright?"

[The Devil Man]

Mine is very simple.

I say, 'Hello, you are talking to the Greatest Man on Earth, an Absolute Prince among Men.' if a guy phones.

If it's a woman calling I just say, 'Why aren't you in the kitchen?'

[Zeldy]

"Hello?"

[lufia]

Myself, I answer the phone in a variety of ways. Anything from "Battersea Dogs Home" to "This is the Adams Family" or sometimes "Scooby Doo?"
But I am not the issue here.
The issue is you. You. How do you answer the phone?

hahahha this is the adam's family XD

i have to try that next time someone calls me XD XD

[Mirage]

"Hi", or "Yes" if I don't know who it is. "What" if it is someone I don't care about, "sup" if it's someone I know, "Heey <3" if it's my girlfriend.

[Ichimonji]

Depending who it is I'll give out a random quirky greeting, or an inside joke. However, if it's someone whom I don't know; I'll just answer "Hello."

[Alastair|UK]

well varys depends on how i feel my most often ones are hey, HEEElllloooo, *a couple minutes of silence and rarely but some times a random word like moo or yello or yer oos der

[mooglebunni608]

Sometimes I say 'Hello' in the most high-pitched voice I can, and sometimes I say 'yellow' or 'jello' instead of 'hello'

[Shauna]

Hello.

[escobert]

I don't!