How do you, my gentle reader, answer the phone?

[Outer Heaven]

I never really answer the telephone at home, but when I do its always "WHAT?!" or "YES?!"

I sometimes get calls at 11 PM and just say "Who calls at 11?!" and then hang up.

[Psychotic]

When it's my Dad, "Burning Corpse Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em! How may I be of service?" He gets confused by it every time.

[Evastio]

How do you answer the phone?

Very carefully.

Sometimes I do it with my mouth full and I end up saying "Hewo" instead of "Hello".

[Leen-Leen]

It depends who's calling. (The uses of caller ID ...)

But if it isn't someone I dont' know, I just end up answering, "HELLO?" because most people can hear me if i don't yell on my phone. It's old.

[The Unknown Guru]

"Hello? Goodbye."

[Iceglow]

randomly depending on the caller and how I feel I remember I once answered my phone in a library by yelling the C£$T word out loud. The librarians saw the funny side though which was cool unfortunately the teachers of the school kids and the old ladies didn't

[kikimm]

If it's my home phone, I will always say "Hello?"

If it's my cellphone, though, it depends. Usually "Hey" or "Yeeeees?" Once in awhile I will switch it up and also say "What do YOU want?"

[BardTard]

Many different ways. "Hello" "Mushi Mushi" "Rammu kupo" or if I know who's calling and what they want, "Yeah mom?"

[Khaotic]

When it's my Dad, "Burning Corpse Crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em! How may I be of service?" He gets confused by it every time.

o.O that reminds me of a sperm bank quote, you spank it we bank it

Ahem.

Anyways, I say "Hello?" which I consider quite normal.

[Moon Rabbits]

"Hello?", "A-hoy-hoy.", "Yo yo."