Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
HOUSE PARTY FOOLS
One time my mom went to Mexico, I had a house party for my 19th B-Day. My house got totalled:

The banister was broken
Cigarettes and beer bottle caps were super-glued to the ceiling
Beer bottles were smashed against the wall
Consequently 51 holes in the wall
A concoction of mayo, mustard, pickles, porridge and whatever else was mixed in the washing machine
The numbers on the house were ripped off
Thermostat was broken (End of Jan...)
Puke in the bathtub
Puke on the floor
Puke on the stairs
Puke in the cat litter
Someone actually pooped in the Cat Litter
Broken side rail (where laundry is folded)

The smell was an interesting blend of cigarettes, beer, puke, sex and violence.

It took 5 people to clean & fix the house in 3 days.
In the spring when the snow thawed we found about 20 beer bottles that had been previously hidden.

9 bags of garbage had to be inconspicuously transported to the curb.
(I had them hid in the boiler room and took one out every garbage day after my mom went to work)

Over all it was the best party I ever had.