Albert Hoffman AKA The Hoff, had been a loner all his life. Whenever he cried, his parents used to throw him into a pile of glass in the yard. Ok, it wasn't glass, it was sand. Glass is made from sand so it wasn't entirely false when he told the story of his life on the internet to other broken souls. He met a lovely lady by the name Amanda, or Shlupquack as she went by on the sleezy chat, on the internet years and years ago. They hooked up and tried and tried to get pregnant, but nothing happened. The doctor's news was hard to swallow, Amanda was incapable of having a child, which wasn't so weird at all because she was not a human, she was a robot created by none other than Zeromus_X. Albert was miserable yet again, and if he was to be miserable, then why shouldn't everyone else be?

I hope I did this right.