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    Uh, no. I know someone who was stupid enough to fake they were missing. ><

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....

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    ...you hot, salty nut! Recognized Member fire_of_avalon's Avatar
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    What do you mean "faked"?

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I have. Being homeschooled makes it far less believeable. No surprise, it didn't work T_T

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    No, I used to use the excuse that I had been at work, or was too ill to do homework though. I used to be such a slacker at school. I'm not so bad now that I'm in college, I do all my homework, but sometimes I don't do it to my best ability and just rush it because I'm a lazy Jess.

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    "we had homework?"
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    I'm not doing none of yo' damn homework, silly bitch!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    I'm so pathetic that I've actually used the one with the dog eating the homework
    So my dog did eat my homework, and my binder with other classes homework in it so I brought it and showed it to my math teacher so she'd believe me.

    Most times I don't make up excuse I really have them, a lot. But I will make some up from time to time. I try to make them believable though.

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    Comets excuse :

    'Hi, Ma'am you look pretty today.'

    'Oh thank you very much <insert name here>. Have you done your homework?'

    'Oh, ma'am I was walking with it to school and loooking at it just in case I missed something, but the wind blew it away! Can you believe that? Luckily I've got it saved on my computer so I'll bring it in next lesson.'

    Works like a charm.
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    As if cheating will work when any of you get a proper job! Cultivating those kind of schemes now will just set you up for failure later.

    Suck it up and get to work!

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    What's wrong with this classic: "I did it but I left it at home. Can I bring it to you tomorrow?"

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    Sir... I was abducted by aliens... walk like John Wayne while saying it... I actually made me teacher laugh so much he forgot... lmao





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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    What's wrong with this classic: "I did it but I left it at home. Can I bring it to you tomorrow?"
    As the excuse gets used more and more teachers figure out your never going to bring it in.

    Owen made this sig. R.I.P.

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    No, but I've faked the death of my computer in order to extend a deadline by a week.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    People i know have had dogs that have eaten their homework so its not that weird.

    If you get the teacher to like you then you can pretty much get away with everything in latin last year i was sooo bad i cheated on tests and homwork and everyone knew about it except for the teacher who thought i was good. If it werent for those good class participation grades i would really be dead right now.

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    I don't fake my death to skip class...I just don't go?

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