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    Default I'm afraid I cannot do my homework because I have died...

    Have you ever faked your own death to get out of class? I dont think I have, but I have heard stories of people who are capable of doing that and getting away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arucard View Post
    Have you ever faked your own death to get out of class? I dont think I have, but I have heard stories that people are capable of doing that and getting away with it.
    It's an amazing accomplishment as a student, but at the same time it's really mean to fake your own death... I've never heard of anyone pulling such a thing off o_O

    I've never been original with my excuses when it comes to not doing homework. I'm so pathetic that I've actually used the one with the dog eating the homework

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    Cant say I have.

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    Oh, like that plan wont back fire :rolleyes2

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    Teacher: I thought you died.
    Me: Yeah, well uh...

    *falls onto floor*

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    My guinea pig once at my homework. :\\

    I left it on the cage and he ate it.

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    I never faked my death, but I have told a teacher my stepdad ate my homework.

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    I wrote my own excuses in high school and said that I was sick for three days with myxomatosis, and surprisingly got away with it. The whole 'dead' thing would fail miserably, sir.

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    Ive walked up to my techer and said "uhh... im dead" but he just looked at me smiled and forced me to do my work.

    I have a friend who didn't do her homework and the assictant teacher got mad and asked why and she said "my Dad was suppose to bring it for me.... he let me down" she was practically smiling when she said it i mean she was soooo clearly lying it was way to obviouse. But then the teacher believed her and said "im sry" and let her rest in the back AND gave her a lolly pop meanwhile she was laughing it was crazy i couldn't believe she got away with it. And she's known to lie to.

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    I have never tried it but my friend said that her dog ate her homework and the amazing thing is it actually did!!!!!I thought that only happened in fairy tales!!!!!

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    Yeah, I make good excuses though. For example, my math teacher feels as long as someone makes a full effort on homework they deserve to have it marked down as done soo..... write some numbers relating to some of the problems, several crossouts and scribbled out incorrect answers and tell her "I tried my best but I couldn't understand it." I've done that twice, I even get away with making all the scribbles and crossouts in class.

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    In high school I just skipped, and usually came in with no excuse at all. The teachers were supposed to get a note explaining why we were absent, or else we couldn't make up our work, but I was a good enough student that none of my teachers cared at all.

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    Faking death, hmm? It's just crazy enough to work!

    I'll try it tomorrow, I'll need an excuse, there's no way I'll finish this essay tonight!

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