LOL i wanna try this
first a proper one (this would only be possible if sonic was in kh)
Name: Chaos control
Attack: 8
Magic : 5
Abilities: Speed boost (makes sora run faster)
Description: A black handle, the long part is red and the key part is shadows red spinning symbol
Where to get: Beat sonics world
Now... a joke one
Name: Lustful Urges
Attack: 99
Magic: 99
Abilities: allows an extra girl during sex
Description: looks like a giant dildo
Where to get: after beating xemnas first time, talk to kairi 50 times and she will ask to go see the guys at twilight town, go into the usual spot and ollete will be there durin a cutscene kairi will thank sora for savin her, ollette will thank sora for savin her at the mansion and the namine will come out and say that she forgot to thank sora for saving her at castle oblivion. The girls will wonder how they make it up to sora, then sora gets a funny grin on his face and says he has an idea, he tells them to strip naked and get on their knees then he undos his pants and lets them suck him off. After the cutscene you receive the keychain.
