You know you're lame when your name starts with a lower case 'o'.
You know you're lame when you're a number of thin, overlapping plates composing a piece of plate armor, as a fauld, tasset, or gauntlet.
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When you've posted in this thread multiple times.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
you know you're lame when one or both of your legs has been damaged to the point where you walk with a limp or have lost the ability to walk altogether
When you are lost in your head, have no vision of reality and live in darkness forever.
Spoken like a true welshman.
there was a picture here