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    YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?! Jowy's Avatar
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    Default Decide my backup plan.

    So after making some phonecalls, every possible place in the city for me to locate a viking costume for Halloween was entirely sold out. I have a $50 budget, and I need something by 8 PM EST tomorrow. If something mindblowing and earthshatteringly awesome is not suggested, I will more than likely be dressing as a 1950's waitress, complete with roller skates to win a costume contest. And that's just going to be highly inappropriate and downright offensive to see. Suggestions now kthx. <3

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    Im sure a 20 year old male in a 1950's waitress costume is enough to scare the kiddys on halloween.

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    Buy a stick on goatee and be teh devil if you have a suit
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    A giant papier mache penis.


    there was a picture here

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    Just put a paper bag over your face.

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    I think that's got Jowy written all over it.

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    Be a peacock. That's what I'm going to be. We can be twins.

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    buy a whole lot of post its of different colours and get all your friends to write a personal note or fortune or somethin and then wear them...see if you can make it through the day with any of them left on you at the end....oh wait you have no time for that...

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    I can see it.... A giant helophontacus....

    What is it? I dunno.

    Just kidding. For a costume contest? Hmmmm... Assuming you are a guy, dressing like a Jawa from star wars would be sweet.... I hope you're short...

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    buy a whole lot of post its of different colours and get all your friends to write a personal note or fortune or somethin and then wear them...see if you can make it through the day with any of them left on you at the end....oh wait you have no time for that...
    OMG that is the sweetest idea ever. You should totally do it. Pssshht, You underestimate people, Araciel.

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    Downright offensive? I beg to differ.

    Go for the waitress outfit.
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