The below poster will post only if the above statement is true for them. If they do say it's false for them, we send them violent usernotes. Then they will post another statement for the below poster. Avoid making any impossible statements or statements that apply to everyone.

Example:
Quote Originally Posted by First Post
The below poster is a woman.
Quote Originally Posted by Second Post
OMG that is completely true!
The below poster has fish for pets!
Quote Originally Posted by Third Post
That's right!
The below poster...ect.

The below poster has a PS2.