What if?

[feioncastor]

What if everyone rode purple chocobos?

If they're purple as in "black", then they'd be flying.

What if Vivi was a magician and Kuja was his 'lovely assistant'?

I'd still remind all the FF9 fanboys that Mages with steepled hats and Jawa eyes have been around since 1987

What if two Cids from different FFs met each other?

We'd have quite an incident on our hands, wouldn't we?

What if I was a dream of the fayth?

I'd wake them up.

What if Shiva caught a cold?

I've always figured that "Diamond Dust" or "Gem Dest" is just Shiva sneezing icy stuff at the bad guys as a result of a having a cold. You know, from being Shiva.

What if Cecil changed his name to Bruce?

I'd ask who gave Namingway the authority to perform such a procedure.

What if Sephiroth used his sword to slice pizzas?

I would eat a slice. With some crushed red peppers. And some garlic sauce for dippin.