Why is ther emore votes for The Idiot Garland* instead of the Pirate Bikke?

How dare ye not vote with the cool pirate types? Arg... ye all love panzy boys**.


Sorry folks.. I just ask why Bikke is loosing to a pansy emo knight. I mean.. Bikke's a pirate!)



*Exhibit A: 8bit theater.
*Exhibit B: Cycle of Wrath