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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    I am fatigued, but there is a matter I cannot allow to rest.

    There is a sig on this website - yes hicks, on this very forum - which is an affront not only to all that is good and decent, but that which is foul and vile as well. It is so corrupt, so categorically and completely devoid of merit, that it could be only the spawn of a twisted alien dimension, the likes of which could not be conjured by the depths of the Lovecraftian nightmare.

    I could only refer to Jess Art. I refer to Frenchie. Rye, make it stop! We will do anything you say, just so long as you make the pain go away. Such as it can. Those of us exposed to it can never be quite... right ever again. But I beseech you to remove the abominable sig!

    There are many other things I find abhorrent. Things I find repugnant. Things I would, if I had the power, wipe from existence! But none come close to Jess Art. Had I the power to remove one idea and only one from Human history, I would without hesitation remove Jess Art. But if you could remove one ideal, or idea, or movement, or trend, or tradition, or cultural event, or ideology, or other such thing, from Human history and the present time and future - this thing never was, is not, and can never be - what would you remove?

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    Oh, peeshaw, dear Huxley. You all love Frenchie oh so much.

    Hmmm... I can't say I'd remove anything, actually. Everything in History has shaped us all, so I'd be afraid to remove anything. Who would I be to decide something so monumental? Though, if I had to pick something, it'd probably be the idea that homosexuality is a sin.


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    I do NOT love Frenchie! >=O

    If I could remove one idea from history, though, in seriousness, I think it'd be Socialism.

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    I would remove in-jokes. They are not very polite to people who don't know what you're talking about.

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    I don't find in-jokes can be considered rude in and of themselves.

    In fact, I think that's a silly notion.

    Edit: I also don't think it's an in-joke when the thing I'm talking about is precisely two posts above yours.

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    At first... I thought that was a deformed penis...

    but it isn't. It's a deranged tongue.

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    Signatures should be nice. For the nice people.

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    You must not be nice, since you're weilding a gun at all of us.

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    I would remove the birth of all prophets who preach about gays goin to hell >.<
    Then i'd remove all religions so that i was the ultimate and undisputed ruler lord and saviour of the world ...

    Too much ?

    How about removing those anti smokin' nuts ?

    Oh, they're all good ideas, you can just draw 'em out of a hat >.<
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuego View Post
    I would remove the birth of all prophets who preach about gays goin to hell >.<
    Then i'd remove all religions so that i was the ultimate and undisputed ruler lord and saviour of the world ...

    Too much ?

    How about removing those anti smokin' nuts ?

    Oh, they're all good ideas, you can just draw 'em out of a hat >.<

    *rigs said hat to be full of the "KILL THE ANTIGAY PEOPLE" option*

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    I would get rid of popularity.

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    Hippies.

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    this "Frenchie" is a tongue creeping out of a valley surrounded by mountains, all colored skin and tongue colors. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

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