Well, I'm happy that you have a sig.

Uh... I guess that's one accomplishment made. Now all you gotta do is quit drinkin and we can see your sig soaring in these forums like a magnificent banner that can serve as a sign of hope for all of us that we can conquer our inner and external demons, find peace, joy, and happiness, overcome unhealthy addictions, and, um... obey our parents (That's a commandment).