So how many user notes do you have?
26, and they're all Shlupquack's fault. Well, most of them at least.

What do you usually say in a usernote?
I don't. Never posted one, never will.

What is the function of usernotes?
Masturbation. (EDIT: Heh, I see I'm not the only one who thinks this.)

What do people usually say about you in a usernote?
They pull faces at me.

What constitutes as a good/bad usernote?
There's such a thing as a good usernote?