So how many user notes do you have?
I have eleven at last count.

What do you usually say in a usernote?
I have yet to post a user note. Something about three months as a member before you can do pretty much anything. I refuse to give myself usernotes in response to usernotes I have received!

What is the function of usernotes?
Another way to waste time and converse with people on a message board! hurrah!

What do people usually say about you in a usernote?
They make fun of me because they are all horrible, nasty people. =(

What constitutes as a good/bad usernote?
There is no such thing as a bad usernote. Only bad usernote posters.